Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
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give me a good url
Pft, lol no.
that didnt even make sense
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will.i.pm
money doesnt buy happiness but i cant say id be upset in the least bit if i suddenly inherited 5 million dollars
when the last step of a school assignment is to have fun
hello, is this mcdonalds? ah yes, i would like to make reservations for 2
GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
GUYS
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
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i need to clean my room but what’s the point we all die anyway
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I JUST HELD MY BREATH FOR LIKE 1 1/2 MINUTES AND I THINK MY HICCUPS ARE GONE
nevermind
what old joke are we going to bring back next
NO
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
